My friend Katie and I went to Target to shop. I have been doing many home improvements while my hubby is away and needed some stuff. Oh, and they have a Starbucks in Target.
while browsing the home improvement section...
myself: Oh, Katie, don't let me forget I need to get some caulk before my husband comes home!
katie: don't we all
employee stocking merchandise turns and looks at us with his jaw dropped
myself: No, I have this hole I need to fill
katie: you have several holes you can fill with some caulk. Oh, and it's called caulking.
myself: Oh...are you ready to check out?